no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
"to me he was the coolest guy"
naruto this man killed your parents
Lady soldier with a wooden hand and her insane but endearing girlfriend
Open your eyes.
New age Genocide
• Any wig from Ebay
• Any pair of color lenses from Pinky Paradise
• A pair of cat ears
• Skeleton hand hair clips
• Japanese snacks and drinks
Info & Rules
• There will be one winner
• Must be following ladysenpai
• May reblog as many times as you want
• This giveaway is international
• The winner will be announced and will receive a message
• The winner will have 48 hours to respond or I’ll pick another winner
Giveaway ends on August 15th. Good luck everyone!
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?